FROM THE HUMAN FUND

 

THE FESTIVE SEASON IS MUCH MORE THAN A TIME TO LAY IN THE SUN

EAT FAR TOO MUCH HAM AND HAVE AN EXCUSE TO KISS THAT CUTE GUY AT YOUR OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY

THE FESTIVE SEASON, AND FESTIVUS IN PARTICULAR IS ABOUT MAN KIND

AND MORE IMPORTANTLY DONATING TO THE HUMAN FUND

INSTEAD OF BUYING PEOPLE HAND CREAM, TV'S, CLOTHES, ALCOHOL

TRY AND NOT BUY THEM ANYTHING

BUT IF YOU MUST...

DONATE TO THEIR INDIVIDUAL HUMAN FUND

MAKE THEM A BETTER PERSON

A BOOK, AN AMAZING MUSIC ALBUM, AN EXPERIENCE

THESE ARE THE GIFTS THAT LAST A LIFETIME 

 SO TO THE GUY IN THE TRENCH COAT WITH THE FESTIVUS POLE IN HAND

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T WATCH SEINFELD (SHAME ON YOU) 

 THAT IS FRANK COSTANZA

IF YOU WANTED TO DONATE TO MY HUMAN FUND

I'D REALLY LIKE THE NEW GRACE CODDINGTON BOOK

 

THANKS

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