M IS FOR

SO WE'RE LESS THAN A WEEK AWAY FROM 

WHAT SOME MAY SAY IS THE GREATEST MONTH OF THE YEAR

NOVEMBER

OR RATHER MOVEMBER

IT'S WHEN THE BOYS ABOUT TOWN ADORN THEIR UPPER LIPS WITH

WHISKERS GALORE (OR FEW) 
ALL FOR A GREAT CAUSE, 
AND TO WOO THE LADIES ABOUT TOWN OF COURSE

 YOU SEE THE WORD ON THE STREET FROM THIS DRIPPING GOLD LADY IS THAT

THE ULTIMATE MAN ACCESSORY- BESIDES SOCKS

IS A MOUSTACHE

IN YEARS GONE BY I HAVE BEEN STYLE SPECIFIC

BUT HAVE REALISED THAT I WAS MISTAKEN IN MY WAYS
AND FOR THAT I AM SORRY
 

FOR IT IS NOT THE STYLE, DENSITY NOR SHADE 
THAT MAKES THIS MAN ACCESSORY SO DAMN ATTRACTIVE

IT IS THE EFFORT

THIS GIRL RESPECTS THAT A MOUSTACHE CAN BE A DIFFICULT THING TO MAINTAIN

LENGTH AND DIRECTION BECOME FAR MORE DIFFICULT TO MANOUVER 
WHEN FOOD CONSUMPTION AND SMOOCHES ARE THROWN IN THE MIX

IT'S APPRECIATED

AS IS YOUR SUPPORT OF MOVEMEBER

SO GENTS GET READY

GROWING BEGINS A WEEK FROM TODAY

SEE YOU AT THE FINISH LINE 

 PS. DON'T LISTEN TO THE SILLY PIECE OF LITERATURE BELOW

GO ON FRIGHTEN THE CHILDREN

AND YOUR WIFE

HELL, IT MIGHT HELP YOU GET RID OF HER INSTEAD

xx